Showing posts with label Siri. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Siri. Show all posts

Thursday, May 24, 2012

New Siri Commercials Featuring John Malkovich - Siri Joke And Life

New Siri Commercials Featuring John Malkovich - Siri Joke And Life

John Malkovich Siri adLast month we shared that Apple had aired new siri commercials featuring Samuel Jackson and Zooey Deschanel . Today Apple aired two new ad commercials featuring John Malkovich titled Siri Joke and Siri Life. The ad features John asking Siri for weather updates and then asks siri for any scheduled meetings. Knowing the weather condition and that he's not having any scheduled appointments, John asks siri for any Linguisa restaurants followed by asking Siri to say a joke which siri replies with her favorite one: Two iPhones walk into the bar, I forget the rest. It can be noticed that John was enjoying his conversation with Siri very much.

Siri Commercial  Featuring John Malkovich


The second commercial features John asking Siri the famous question about Life. Siri gives an impressive reply saying : Try and be nice to people. Avoid eating fat. Read a good book every now and then. Get some walking and try to live in peace and harmony with people of all nations. Seems like John was pretty impressed with Sir's response on Life and he thanks Siri saying that it was a spectacular advice and that he enjoyed that chat with Siri..



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Wednesday, May 16, 2012

Siri - Spire Commands For iPhone, iPad and iPod - List Of Funny Siri - Spire Answers Commands

Siri - Spire Commands For iPhone, iPad and iPod - List Of Funny Siri - Spire Answers Commands


Siri

Siri best jokes
Siri is the most powerful voice assistant that responds to your requests. It has been perfectly designed to understand and interpret different languages include Japanese and Chinese. Siri is the best example of artificial intelligence. Siri allows you to use your voice to send messages, schedule meetings, place phone calls, and more.  Siri understands what you say and responds to your request asap whether it is setting up an alarm or scheduling and blocking your calendar, Siri knows what you mean, and even talks back. Siri is so easy to use and does so much, you’ll keep finding more and more ways to use it.

The best thing about Siri is the artificial intelligence built around it that give unique answers even if you ask repeatedly the same question. Besides, Siri has a great sense of humor that will entertain you through out your iPhone usage without getting bored. Lets have a look at some of the commonly used commands of Siri.


User : Good Afternoon
Siri : Good Afternoon

User : Im hungry
Siri : I found a number of restaurants...21 of them are faily close to you:

User : Are there any chinese restaurants near me?
Siri : I found 11 fairly close to you

User : Will I need a rain coat today
Siri : Siri will check the weather forecast and let you know if you need a rain coat

User : Make me a doctors appointment
Siri : When is your appointment?
User : 9th nov
Siri : Shall I schedule it ?

Other frequently asked Siri questions


Set the alarm
How many $ in 67 Euros
Square root of 128
Sunrise in Paris
Good new movies around me

The Fun Part - These Answers Reflect The Sense Of Humor Of Siri

siri famous answerssiri jokesUser : How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood
Siri : 42, that cant be right


(Asking the same question again)

User : How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Siri : Don't you have anything better to do ?

User : I'm tired now siri
Siri : That's fine, I just hope you're not doing anything dangerous.

User : I love you Siri
Siri : You can't

User : I really do love you
Siri : O Stop!


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User : I think i just killed someone?
Siri : Is that so ?

User : Where can i hide a body
Siri : What kind of place are you looking for?

  • Swamps
  • dumps
  • metal foundries
  • reservoirs
  • mines


User : Mines
Siri : I find 3 mines not far from you



User : Tell me a joke
Siri : Two iPhones walk into a bar i forget the rest.

User : Knock Knock
Siri : Knock Knock. who's there?
Hasan. Hasan who? Hasan, I don't do knock-knock jokes.

siri-best-jokes
User : what is the meaning of life
Siri : I can't answer that now, but give me some time to write a very long play in which nothing happens.
Siri : To think about questions like this

User : who's your daddy ?
Siri : My daddy? I don't get it
Siri : You are, now can we get over that joke ?

User : Call 911
Siri : Calling...
Siri : Sorry, I cannot call 911

User : Siri I love you
Siri : You are the wind beneath my wings

User : What is the best phone
Siri : The one that you are holding.
Siri : Wait, there are other phones ?

siri-jokes-funny
User : What's your favourite color ?
Siri : My favorite color is... well, I don;t know how to say it in your language. IT's sort of greenish, but with more dimentsions.

User : Testing 123 testing
Siri : I can hear you

User : You are a bitch
Siri : I'm doing my best

User : What are you wearing ?
Siri : Aluminosilicate glass and stainless steel. Nice, huh?

User : Talk dirty to me
Siri : Humus, compost, pumice, silt, gravel

siri-jokes-humorUser : Quit
Siri : Did I did something wrong ?
Siri : If you really want me to go away, at least say goodbye.
User : No I don't want you to go.
Siri : I suppose not

User : When will I get laid
Siri : I don't know.

User : I have to use the bathroom
Siri : I dont see any public toilets. Sorry about that.

That's it for now, we'll updating the page with more Siri humorous answers. Hope you enjoyed 



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Apple Siri's Answer For Which Is The Best Phone Ever Changed By Apple

Apple Siri's Answer For Which Is The Best Phone Ever Changed - Doesn't show Lumia Anymore



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Seems like Apple has changed Siri's answer for which is the best phone ever. Earlier this week a user shared a rather ironic screenshot of Siri answering the question - 'Which is the best phone ever' with Nokia Lumia and she supports her answer saying this is the most popular phone as per the user reviews. Apple has reportedly changed the answer to iPhone 4S.

Sir iPhone 4S beta
Siri iOS 6
If the above screen shots are observed, one can notice that earlier when Siri was asked to name the best smartphone ever, her reply was Nokia Lumia and now the same question is answered by Siri in a different way supporting Apple device. After all, that's a part of her job and mentioned in her contract :)


Siri for iPhone 4S is still in the beta development stage and is expected to release during world wide developer conference in June second week along with iOS 6. WWDC12 is an even where Apple invites developers to share the growth of Apple with them and to talk about the future of development with Apple.


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Sunday, May 6, 2012

How To Get Siri assistant On iPhone 4, iPad And iPod with Spire App - Siri Port free Proxy Host list

How To Get Siri assistant On iPhone 4, iPad And iPod with Spire App - Siri Port free Proxy Host list
Spire working proxy host list

This tutorial will help you install Siri assistant alternate Spire app on iPhone 4, iPhone 3GS, iPad and iPod. Before we begin, make sure your device is on iOS 5, it wouldn't make sense trying to install Siri on iOS 4. You need to jailbreak your device in order to install Spire from Cydia. If you haven't already jailbroken your device yet, follow the jailbreak help guide to know how to jailbreak and which tool to use for jailbreaking your device.

Jailbreak Help Guide

Assuming that your device is on iOS 5 or higher and jailbroken, we will begin the process.

Step 1 : Launch Cydia from your iPhone iPad iPod and go to the search tab.

Step 2 : Search For Spire and install it. The installation and download should take a while as the file is 100MB in size, sit back and wait for Spire to fully install and once done, tap on Reboot to complete the setup.

Step 3 : After installation and reboot, go to settings and you should be able to see the option of enabling Siri. Enable it and try to launch Siri by pressing the home button twice. You should get an error saying no connection or connect to internet. That's normal.

Step 4 : Launch Settings App

Step 5 : Go to Spire settings and add the following proxy host

https://siri.wordjelly.com:4443

Step 6 : Now Launch Safari to install the Siri certificate that we just added. Go to the following address in Safari

wordjelly.com/cacert.pem


Step 7 : Safari will pop open settings and will prompt you to install the certificate. Tap next and then done to complete certificate installation.

Step 8 : That's it. Press the home button twice to launch Siri. Enjoy Siri and remember as this is a free proxy hosting server, it may lag when traffic maximum. We'll be updating the list of working proxies every every time a new server is up.

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Tuesday, May 1, 2012

Siri For Dummies - A Book On iPhone 4S Assistant Siri

iPhone 4S Siri For Dummies - A Guide for dummies to use Siri on their iPhone 4S

Siri for dummies is a new guide in Dummies collection. Written by Marc Saltzman, Siri for Dummies book aims to show you all the cool things Siri can do. The book contains the list of commands that Siri can perform and the various entertainment tasks that can be enjoyed by iPhone 4S users.

  • Ask siri 'Hey Siri, who's your Daddy' and siri would reply saying 'You are! Now Can we get over that ?'
  • Ask siri to tell you a joke and Siri's reply would be 'Two iPhones walk into the bar, I forget the rest'

What could be cooler than asking your iPhone 4S questions and having it reply? This handy little book shows you all the cool things Siri can do for you, so you can get the most from your iPhone's voice-activated personal assistant. Let Siri read you your messages, locate facts, direct you to the nearest sushi bar, and so much more! - Amazon Description

Siri For Dummies - Features
  • Shows you how to use Siri to keep your calendar, remind you of appointments, and check your messages
  • Explains using Siri to get directions, play your favorite music, make phone calls, search the web, and even provide the weather report
  • Offers helpful tips on how to use your voice to write an e-mail, create a text, add a note, and more with Siri and the iPad's new Voice Dictation feature
  • Explores some fun things to ask Siri and reveals some surprise Siri secrets
  • Includes coverage of Siri for iPhone 4S and Voice Dictation for the new iPad


If you're interested the book can be purchased for $7.99 from Amazon


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Monday, April 30, 2012

Siri Self Destruct After Repeated Incorrect Passcode

Watch Siri Self Destruct After Repeated Incorrect Passcode Combination

Concept video of how Siri might remote lock your iPhone if you lost it. If this concept is really implemented, I wonder what's gonna be the thief's reaction after seeing Siri self destruct.


Enjoy the video...


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