Siri - Spire Commands For iPhone, iPad and iPod - List Of Funny Siri - Spire Answers Commands
Siri
Siri is the most powerful
voice assistant that responds to your requests. It has been perfectly designed to understand and interpret different languages include Japanese and Chinese. Siri is the best example of artificial intelligence.
Siri allows you to use your voice to send messages, schedule meetings, place phone calls, and more.
Siri understands what you say and responds to your request asap whether it is setting up an alarm or scheduling and blocking your calendar,
Siri knows what you mean, and even talks back. Siri is so easy to use and does so much, you’ll keep finding more and more ways to use it.
The best thing about
Siri is the
artificial intelligence built around it that give unique answers even if you ask repeatedly the same question. Besides,
Siri has a great sense of humor that will entertain you through out your iPhone usage without getting bored. Lets have a look at some of the commonly used commands of
Siri.
User : Good Afternoon
Siri : Good Afternoon
User : Im hungry
Siri : I found a number of restaurants...21 of them are faily close to you:
User : Are there any chinese restaurants near me?
Siri : I found 11 fairly close to you
User : Will I need a rain coat today
Siri : Siri will check the weather forecast and let you know if you need a rain coat
User : Make me a doctors appointment
Siri : When is your appointment?
User : 9th nov
Siri : Shall I schedule it ?
Other frequently asked Siri questions
Set the alarm
How many $ in 67 Euros
Square root of 128
Sunrise in Paris
Good new movies around me
The Fun Part - These Answers Reflect The Sense Of Humor Of Siri
User : How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood
Siri : 42, that cant be right
(Asking the same question again)
User : How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Siri : Don't you have anything better to do ?
User : I'm tired now siri
Siri : That's fine, I just hope you're not doing anything dangerous.
User : I love you Siri
Siri : You can't
User : I really do love you
Siri : O Stop!
User : I think i just killed someone?
Siri : Is that so ?
User : Where can i hide a body
Siri : What kind of place are you looking for?
- Swamps
- dumps
- metal foundries
- reservoirs
- mines
User : Mines
Siri : I find 3 mines not far from you
User : Tell me a joke
Siri : Two iPhones walk into a bar i forget the rest.
User : Knock Knock
Siri : Knock Knock. who's there?
Hasan. Hasan who? Hasan, I don't do knock-knock jokes.
User : what is the meaning of life
Siri : I can't answer that now, but give me some time to write a very long play in which nothing happens.
Siri : To think about questions like this
User : who's your daddy ?
Siri : My daddy? I don't get it
Siri : You are, now can we get over that joke ?
User : Call 911
Siri : Calling...
Siri : Sorry, I cannot call 911
User : Siri I love you
Siri : You are the wind beneath my wings
User : What is the best phone
Siri : The one that you are holding.
Siri : Wait, there are other phones ?
User : What's your favourite color ?
Siri : My favorite color is... well, I don;t know how to say it in your language. IT's sort of greenish, but with more dimentsions.
User : Testing 123 testing
Siri : I can hear you
User : You are a bitch
Siri : I'm doing my best
User : What are you wearing ?
Siri : Aluminosilicate glass and stainless steel. Nice, huh?
User : Talk dirty to me
Siri : Humus, compost, pumice, silt, gravel
User : Quit
Siri : Did I did something wrong ?
Siri : If you really want me to go away, at least say goodbye.
User : No I don't want you to go.
Siri : I suppose not
User : When will I get laid
Siri : I don't know.
User : I have to use the bathroom
Siri : I dont see any public toilets. Sorry about that.
That's it for now, we'll updating the page with more Siri humorous answers. Hope you enjoyed
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Last month we shared that Apple had aired new siri commercials featuring Samuel Jackson and Zooey Deschanel . Today Apple aired two new ad commercials featuring John Malkovich titled Siri Joke and Siri Life. The ad features John asking Siri for weather updates and then asks siri for any scheduled meetings. Knowing the weather condition and that he's not having any scheduled appointments, John asks siri for any Linguisa restaurants followed by asking Siri to say a joke which siri replies with her favorite one: Two iPhones walk into the bar, I forget the rest. It can be noticed that John was enjoying his conversation with Siri very much.
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